In a classic episode of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, the legendary host welcomed the charismatic Carnac to his talk show on January 6, 1982. As always, Carnac, played by Johnny Carson himself, brought a sense of mystery and amusement to the stage with his uncanny ability to predict the answers to questions sealed in envelopes.
As the audience eagerly awaited the entertainment to come, Carson introduced the envelopes, emphasizing their secrecy by mentioning that they had been kept in a mayonnaise jar in Funkin Wagner’s fort since noon that day. With an air of anticipation, Carnac prepared to showcase his mystical talents.
Envelope number one was ceremoniously opened, revealing the answer hidden within: “a Christmas tree and Richard Allen.” Carnac then proceeded to reveal the corresponding question, which delighted the audience. “What are two things that got tossed out after the holidays?” Carson later used his humor to prompt Carnac and ensure the crowd was engaged.
With each subsequent envelope, Carnac‘s wit shone through as he effortlessly delivered more hilariously accurate responses. When confronted with the answer “fish and chips,” the witty question emerged: “If it keeps raining, who will be patrolling California’s highways?” The audience erupted into laughter, appreciating the clever wordplay.
Not only did Carnac display his comedic genius, but he also showcased his ability to playfully poke fun at celebrities and public figures. When faced with the answer “sheep and husbands,” Carnac asked, “What does Elizabeth Taylor count to help fall asleep?” The room burst into laughter at the tongue-in-cheek remark.
Carnac‘s talent for quick thinking and improvisation became even more evident as he tackled subjects such as urologists playing ice hockey, Betty Crocker, Julia Childs, and Princess Diana, and even Lawrence Welk and Rubik’s Cube. Each answer led to a perfectly crafted question that left the audience in stitches.
The humor continued as Carnac associated Muammar Gaddafi with the sound a cow makes when it loses its lunch. The absurdity of the connection brought laughter and applause from the crowd.
Amidst the lighthearted banter, Carnac managed to incorporate topical references. When presented with the answer “Pennies from Heaven,” he smoothly transitioned to a prediction about the future of the social security system in the year 1990 with the response “Sweet and Low.”
Carnac‘s final envelope brought the evening’s entertainment to a close with a playful jibe at city councilmen and the Los Angeles Rams. The charismatic performer once again enraptured the audience with his ability to seamlessly connect “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” “Arthur,” and “Taps” to the famous fight song of the Los Angeles Rams.
As the episode came to an end, the crowd applauded Carnac‘s comedic prowess and wit. The timeless charm and entertainment value of this classic talk show segment remind us why The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson continues to hold a special place in the hearts of viewers everywhere.
