In an electrifying episode of the popular talk show Alan Carr: Chatty Man, Jonathan Ross made a surprise appearance, causing chaos and laughter throughout the night. The transcript of their lively conversation reveals the hilarious banter and camaraderie between the two hosts.
As soon as Ross entered the set, he greeted Ellen, Carr’s sidekick, and jokingly asked what drink she would like. Carr replied that he was off alcohol, which prompted Ross to respond playfully, “Don’t deprive yourself!” The conversation soon shifted to Taylor Swift‘s guest appearance on the show, with Carr joking that she seemed to love being on the show and mimicking her reaction with excitement.
The conversation then took an unexpected turn when Carr mentioned that he was on a weight loss journey and had cut out sugars and carbs from his diet. Ross, known for his quick wit, couldn’t resist cracking a joke and commented that Carr had been having an effect on the boys with his weight loss.
The camaraderie between the two hosts was evident as they expressed their gratitude for supporting each other’s shows. Ross thanked Carr for always being a part of the Stand Up to Cancer specials and suggested that they should do Celebrity Gogglebox together. Excitedly, Carr agreed, and the duo started discussing how they would be like the older intellectual men on the show, rather than the young gay hairdressers.
The conversation then veered towards Ross’ show and Carr humorously admitted that he would sit at home watching Ross’ show on a Friday night. Ross jokingly replied, “I mean, that sounds like it’s the high point of your week!” Carr’s witty comeback left the audience in splits.
Transitioning to their respective shows, Ross mentioned that they would soon be rivals, with Carr’s show airing on Friday nights and Ross’ on Saturday nights. Carr playfully stated that Ross had been “straight-zoned” since his show was often referred to as a gay talk show. The banter continued, creating a lively atmosphere filled with laughter and playful jabs.
Moving on to future guests, Carr excitedly shared the lineup for his show, which included Jessica Ennis-Hill, Paul Whitehouse, Harry Enfield, Tom Jones, and even Vin Diesel. Ross expressed his surprise upon learning that Vin Diesel wanted to be in a musical like Guys and Dolls, showcasing the unexpected side of the action film star.
The conversation then shifted to the upcoming Bond film, Spectre, and the bond special Ross had prepared. Ross had been granted exclusive access to the cast and crew, including interviews with Daniel Craig, Monica Bellucci, and Christoph Waltz. Although Ross admitted that he had seen parts of the film, he managed to avoid spoilers, keeping the anticipation alive.
Wrapping up their chat, Carr asked Ross for advice for anyone starting out in the world of chat shows. Ross emphasized the importance of being genuine and true to oneself on screen, advising newcomers to find their own unique style. With Ross’ quick comedic timing, he also mentioned the challenge of remembering guest names, recalling a hilarious moment when he mispronounced Chewbacca‘s name.
The episode ended with laughter and applause, leaving the audience eagerly awaiting the next installment of Alan Carr: Chatty Man and the exciting guests lined up for the special Bond episode.
In conclusion, the meeting of Jonathan Ross and Alan Carr on Alan Carr: Chatty Man produced a hilarious and entertaining episode filled with banter and laughter. The chemistry between the hosts was evident as they playfully teased each other and shared stories from their respective shows. With the promise of upcoming guests and special episodes, fans of both hosts eagerly anticipate what’s next on their shows.
