The Late Late Show with James Corden never fails to entertain us with its hilarious segments. One such segment that had us laughing out loud was “Honest Headlines.” As James Corden himself said, “Headlines don’t always tell you what the full story is,” and this segment aimed to clear things up in the most humorous way possible.
Let’s dive into some of the headlines that left us in stitches. The New York Post claimed that a study showed men could be allergic to their own orgasms. However, the honest headline should have read “Nut allergies” because, well, you get the picture.
The Daily Mail caused a stir by suggesting that white rice and pasta were as bad for you as candy. But, come on, researchers, let’s shut those silly comparisons down. The honest headline should have read “Researchers need to shut their stupid joke mounts.”
CNET caught our attention with a headline stating that batteries made from crab shells could power future cars. But the truth is, the honest headline should have read “Goodbye Shell stations, hello Shell stations!”
USA Today reported that a 17-year-old would become the youngest person to fly around the world. But let’s be honest, the honest headline should have read “17-year-old peaks way too early, folks!”
CNN introduced us to a potential Snoop Dogg breakfast cereal called Snoop Loops. And while we love the idea, we can’t help but wonder how they missed the chance to name it Wheaties instead. The honest headline should have read “How did they not call it Wheaties?”
The New York Post claimed that Paul said most Americans think they’re smart enough to spot a liar. However, the honest headline should have read “Americans lie in poll about lying.” We can’t help but chuckle at that one.
Yahoo News shocked many with a headline about a sex doll washing up on a beach, frightening beachgoers. But the honest headline should have read “Lonely metal detector enthusiast has prayers answered.” Talk about a surprise find!
As James Corden rightly pointed out, some things are just beyond our comprehension. In his signature comedic style, he shared his disbelief over the purchasing of sex dolls, saying, “I’ll never be able to get my head around someone who’s like, ‘I think this is a good time.'” We couldn’t agree more, James!
Vice News took us on a wild ride by reporting that a woman made jewelry out of semen. Now, what indeed? But the honest headline should have read “Artists display spunk,” which is a slightly less shocking way of expressing it.
The Late Late Show with James Corden never fails to entertain us with its witty and hilarious segments. “Honest Headlines” had us laughing till our sides hurt. Stay tuned for more laughter and entertainment from James Corden and his talented guests.
