On a recent episode of The Late Late Show with James Corden, things got hilariously out of hand when the topic of discussion turned to dogs in sunglasses. As the audience erupted in applause, James Corden dove right into the story of a man who had lost his job as a mall Santa because he would only let the moms sit on his lap. Laughter filled the set as James continued to regale the audience with outrageous tales of individuals whose behavior could only be described as eyebrow-raising.

From there, the segment took a turn into the realm of the unexpected. James shared an anecdote about a man who would randomly text you at 2 AM, offering a gift certificate for a free half hour of nude yoga. The absurdity didn’t stop there, as James mentioned another man who requested not to be called “Dad,” but instead preferred your mom to refer to him as “daddy.” The audience couldn’t help but burst into applause and laughter at the sheer audacity of these stories.

Moving on to the ladies, James introduced a gal who claimed to have hooked up with every single member of ABBA, both in real life and through holograms. The surprises continued as James revealed the tale of a woman desperately trying to recover several photos of herself from Hunter Biden‘s laptop. The absurdity of these situations left the audience in stitches.

But the outrageousness didn’t end there. James told the audience of a man who would make the Ferris Bueller sound every time he had an orgasm. And if that wasn’t enough, another gentleman would booty call you and then insist on watching Pulp Fiction for the hundredth time. The audience couldn’t contain their laughter as James described a man who only felt comfortable in a hotel room if he had drilled both a peephole and a glory hole. These jaw-dropping revelations had the crowd in uproarious applause.

As James glanced at the clock, he reassured the audience that there was still plenty of time to share more outrageous stories. He couldn’t resist telling them about a man who misunderstood the request for protection, leading to a rather uncomfortable situation. And, to wrap up the segment, James mentioned a woman who seemed to view the world through rose-colored glasses, especially when it came to footage of you in the shower in her rented Airbnb. As the audience burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all, James quipped, “That was Dodger‘s sunglasses!”

With an episode filled with bizarre tales, hilarious one-liners, and James Corden‘s signature wit, it’s no wonder The Late Late Show continues to entertain audiences night after night. Stay tuned for more unforgettable moments on this wildly entertaining talk show.