In a recent episode of the hit talk show, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, viewers were treated to a whirlwind of entertaining stories and news updates. As always, Colbert’s monologue was a perfect blend of humor and wit, covering a wide range of topics that had the audience in stitches.
One of the standout stories involved sharks off the coast of Brazil testing positive for cocaine. Yes, you heard that right. In a twist that could only come from the depths of the ocean, these sharks were found to have a concentration of cocaine 100 times higher than previously reported in other aquatic creatures. Colbert couldn’t resist making a joke about a certain animated fish now spotted in the club’s Men’s Room. It seems Nemo has taken up a new hobby!
Switching gears, the talk show host moved on to discuss a shocking moment on a survival reality show in New Zealand. A contestant actually killed and ate a protected bird called a weka. This development caused quite a stir, reminiscent of that time a contestant on The Great British Baking Show made a questionable decision regarding judge Paul Hollywood’s infamous Soggy Bottom.
With the Olympics just around the corner, Colbert couldn’t help but share a surprising bit of news. Hip-hop legend Snoop Dogg will be carrying the Olympic torch. While this announcement came as a surprise to many, it’s safe to say that Snoop Dogg‘s unique style and charisma will bring an extra dose of excitement to the event.
Shifting focus to the world of dating, Colbert highlighted the unconventional places where Gen Z is finding love. Forget about dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder. The younger generation is now hoping to find their sweetie in virtual reality protests and even funerals. Colbert couldn’t help but share a humorous anecdote from someone who met an intriguing person at a funeral. Ah, love really knows no bounds!
In a turn of events that may disappoint some parents, a Nigerian man recently broke a Guinness World Record by playing the mobile game Dream League Soccer 2023 for a staggering 75 consecutive hours. As for Japan’s top Olympic gymnast, Shoko Miata, she got in hot water for smoking and violating strict rules on drinking. Colbert jokingly questioned why she was ousted, suggesting that smoking and drinking could add some excitement to gymnastic events.
Last but not least, Colbert touched on a bombshell dropped by the creators of Hello Kitty. Contrary to popular belief, it turns out that Hello Kitty is not a cat. Yes, you read that correctly. Despite her cat ears, whiskers, and paws, Hello Kitty is actually portrayed as a little girl. This revelation left fans scratching their heads and reevaluating everything they thought they knew about the iconic character.
All in all, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert continues to deliver a mix of news and entertainment that keeps viewers eagerly tuning in. Whether it’s sharks doing cocaine, Snoop Dogg carrying the Olympic torch, or Hello Kitty‘s true identity, Colbert never fails to bring a fresh and comedic perspective to the latest headlines.
