During a recent episode of The Jonathan Ross Show, rockstar Liam Gallagher, known for his sharp wit and honest demeanor, delivered some of his funniest one-liners and anecdotes. The episode had viewers in stitches as he shared hilarious stories about his pets, encounters with other celebrities, and his unfiltered opinions.
One of the memorable moments from the show was when Liam talked about his dogs, Ruby and Bridget. He compared them to rockweilers, humorously noting that they are “dangerous” sausage dogs. He recounted a scenario where he had to chase after one of them, named Sparkle, in the bushes of Hampstead Heath, hilariously shouting its name repeatedly.
The conversation then shifted to his time in Oasis and their rivalry with Blur during the height of Britpop. Liam reminisced about partying and messing around, dismissing rumors of tension between the bands. He recalled touring with Blur when they released their album “The Great Escape,” playfully mentioning that it didn’t sell as well as Oasis’ “Morning Glory,” adding a humorous dig.
Jonathan Ross also brought up an amusing encounter between Liam and Blur frontman Damon Albarn at a posh bar. Initially expecting a potential fight, they ended up sitting down for a drink and having a civil conversation. Liam jokingly reminisced, wondering if they had broken bread together and playfully suggested it was an “erotic” moment.
The conversation then turned towards the possibility of an Oasis reunion. While many fans hope for a reunion, Liam explained that there was nothing left on the table and that there would be nothing to talk about in such situations. He amusingly proclaimed that getting back together would be “the end of the world.”
Throughout the interview, Liam showcased his signature comedic style, making provocative yet funny remarks about various celebrities. He playfully mocked Wayne Rooney‘s appearance, likening him to a balloon with a crushed weather vane on top. He also poked fun at Jamie Oliver, sharing tales of drunkenly asking him for bacon rolls at his previous house.
The conversation veered in unexpected directions, such as Liam recounting a wild incident with a deer in his tent and his distaste for spiders. He amusingly shared the story of his hairstylist’s fear of pigeons and their joint effort to remove a bird from his home.
While Liam’s humor can be biting at times, he clarified that most of his comments are meant in jest. He proudly declared himself a comedian and explained that his biting remarks are just jokes.
Towards the end of the episode, Liam discussed his newfound love for the countryside, mentioning his enjoyment of walking his dogs and encountering various animals. He playfully mentioned seeing partridges, deer, badgers, and even a woodpecker in his new rural surroundings.
Liam’s appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show once again showcased his quick wit, humorous anecdotes, and unfiltered honesty. Viewers were left laughing throughout the episode, appreciating his unique comedic style and delightful stories. Liam Gallagher‘s entertaining charm continues to captivate audiences, making him a standout guest on talk shows like The Jonathan Ross Show.
