On December 31st, 1965, Woody Allen made another memorable appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. As the show’s host introduced him, the audience erupted into applause, clearly excited to have the “most bright amusing gentleman” back on the show. Woody Allen, known for his wit and charm, immediately captivated the crowd.
Right off the bat, Woody expressed his enthusiasm for New Year’s Eve, claiming he had been waiting all year for this moment. However, he hilariously revealed that he was a bit late to the party, as the New Year had already started about 15 minutes ago. Undeterred, Woody shared that he spent New Year’s Eve for the first time in his life alone, reflecting on the year gone by and the year ahead.
Woody Allen‘s humor shone through as he joked about his previous New Year’s celebrations. He debunked rumors from two years ago when people questioned whether he was drunk on the show, clarifying that he was pleasantly “high.” To add a touch of eccentricity to his New Year festivities, Woody shared that after the show, he went home and jumped naked into a vat of cold Roosevelt dimes. It seems like Woody Allen knows how to make unique memories!
While reminiscing about New Year’s Eve, Woody also touched on his love for beautiful women. He candidly shared that he would rather be with a stunning woman than almost anything else in the world (except, perhaps, his stamp collection). During the conversation, he revealed his admiration for some of the most alluring Hollywood stars, including Barbra Streisand, Sophia Loren, and Julie Christie. To everyone’s surprise, Woody proudly announced that he had recently met all three of them in person and spent time with them. Talk about a fortunate turn of events!
Johnny Carson, always intrigued by Woody’s stories, encouraged him to share more details about his encounters with these magnificent women. Woody gladly obliged, relishing the opportunity to live vicariously through his own experiences. He expressed his charm and appreciation for the captivating qualities of each woman, although he mentioned needing an operation to change his perspective on Sophia Loren‘s physical appearance.
As the conversation continued, Woody Allen‘s talent for storytelling and comedic timing really came through. He regaled the audience with childhood anecdotes, showcasing his exceptional ability to find humor in everyday situations. From attending peculiar birthday parties to rescuing damsels in distress on the subway, Woody’s stories kept everyone entertained.
Woody also admitted to being a compulsive liar, using his tendency to fabricate stories as a coping mechanism stemming from a challenging childhood. However, it never ceased to amaze Johnny Carson, who always wondered whether Woody was telling the truth or simply making things up for comedic effect.
In the end, Woody Allen left the audience in stitches, proving once again why he was one of the most beloved and talented entertainers of his time. His unique blend of humor, intellect, and vulnerability made him a guest that people couldn’t get enough of on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
