During the latest episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” host Stephen Colbert covered a range of topics, from Trump‘s tariffs against China to Elon Musk‘s recent actions. Colbert kicked off the show by joking about the rough two weeks Americans have had, watching President Trump dismantle the government. However, Colbert brought some optimism by mentioning that scientists predict an asteroid might hit Earth in 2032, potentially ending our suffering. Colbert’s humor was evident as he remarked that whenever he opens a bottle of 2% milk, it’s always 100% milk.
The main focus of Colbert’s monologue was Trump‘s tariffs against China, which recently went into effect. Colbert humorously pointed out that China retaliated by introducing countermeasures targeting American companies and imports. Colbert playfully added that if China cuts American imports, who would buy the 3D versions of movies that don’t make sense in 3D but must be released in 3D because China loves it? He quipped that China is now slapping tariffs on American products like liquefied natural gas, coal, and farm machinery.
Transitioning into Elon Musk, Colbert jokingly referred to him as the “chimpanzee with a chainsaw” for his recent actions. Colbert playfully recounted how Musk engaged in various activities, such as taking over the Office of Personnel Management and transforming it into “Doge,” a hypothetical government department. Colbert questioned why Musk, as the richest man on Earth, would want to take over HR. He comically compared Musk to other billionaires, like Richard Branson and the Dyson guy, highlighting the contrast in their achievements.
Colbert highlighted the puzzling legitimacy given to Musk’s actions, as he questioned why Musk was allowed to become a special government employee. Oozing with sarcasm, Colbert emphasized the official-sounding title and even joked about the perks that might come with the position. Colbert mentioned that some Republicans agreed that Musk’s actions seemed unconstitutional, but he humorously added that fudging the Constitution a little bit is not uncommon.
Colbert ended the show on a lighter note, mentioning that even beloved American institution Waffle House is facing challenges. Due to shortages, Waffle House is adding a 50 cent per egg surcharge. Colbert playfully remarked that this news would surely be handled with grace and aplomb by Waffle House customers who fiercely love their eggs.
Throughout the episode, Colbert’s wit and comedic timing shone, providing an entertaining take on the current events surrounding tariffs, Elon Musk, and even the egg surcharge at Waffle House. As always, Colbert’s charm and humor kept viewers engaged and entertained.
