On a recent episode of “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” host Jimmy Fallon had a hilarious conversation about President Trump‘s upcoming physical and his decision to pause tariffs. Fallon had the audience laughing as he poked fun at Trump and made comedic observations about his health.
The segment began with Fallon joking that Trump was handed a giant chart during his physical to pick his desired weight, to which Trump humorously responded, “Let’s go to 175 and 2% body fat.” Fallon quipped that taking care of Trump during his physical must be tough, as halfway through the exam, the doctor likely thought, “Forget the tariffs, I think I need to pause for 90 days.”
Fallon then asked Trump about his weight, but Trump jokingly referred to it as classified information. When asked to describe himself, Trump confidently proclaimed to be a perfect physical specimen and very young.
Things took a humorous turn when Fallon mentioned Trump’s upcoming prostate exam. Trump replied, “You are going to hear the wailing and shrieking,” leaving the audience in stitches. Fallon attempted a quick cognitive test, but Trump’s answers were off, leading to more laughter.
The conversation moved on to Trump’s frequent urination at night, with Trump describing it as a constant drip. Fallon then asked for the name of Trump’s doctor, to which Trump joked, “Doctor Hannibal Lecter.” Elon Musk was named as Trump’s emergency contact, prompting more laughs.
After the lighthearted banter with Trump, Fallon shifted gears to discuss Trump’s recent executive order to make America’s showers great again. Fallon mocked Trump’s claim that he has to stand under the shower for 15 minutes before getting wet, joking that Trump’s excessive bronzer makes him waterproof.
Fallon playfully teased Trump, saying, “Stronger showers are better than what Trump does now, which is lying on the hood of a Cybertruck and going through a car wash.” He also mentioned that while Trump is focused on showerheads, people are concerned about the economy and their 401(k)s.
The segment concluded with Fallon mentioning Trump’s decision to pause tariffs out of fear of a potential depression. Fallon quipped that if there were a depression, Trump would call it the “Greatest Depression.” He compared it to what Trump calls his spot on the couch, the Great Depression, and joked that nobody should sit on it.
In addition to the Trump-focused humor, the episode also featured recall jokes about Audi, Volvo, Johnsonville bratwursts, and shredded cheese, eliciting laughter from the audience. Fallon also mentioned the upcoming Coachella festival and introduced a hypeman named DJ Sweatlodge, whose energy provided some comic relief.
As always, “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” delivered a mix of entertainment and laughter, leaving viewers eagerly anticipating future episodes and the show’s star-studded lineup, including guests Jon Hamm, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and Alex Warren.
