The Late Late Show with James Corden never fails to entertain its audience with hilarious segments and witty banter. In a recent episode, James Corden shared some humorous and honest headlines that had the viewers in stitches.
First up was a headline from The Washington Post, which read, “Marijuana Use at Historic High Among College-aged Adults.” But James Corden had a different take on it, suggesting that the honest headline should have been, “Historic High.” Leave it to James to find the funny side of things!
Next, a headline from The Daily Mail caught everyone’s attention. It read, “Robot Thumb Allows Pianists to Play with 11 Fingers.” James quipped that the honest headline should have said, “Robot Thumb Very Worried What We’ll Be Asked to Do Next.” Oh, the possibilities!
Moving on to a headline from U.S News, which stated, “Wearing Glasses Boosts School Performance.” However, James humorously proposed that the honest headline should have been, “Taking Them Off Boosts Chances of Date with Jake.” Talk about seeing eye to eye!
The New York Post didn’t disappoint either with its headline, “Rare Stingless Bees Were Discovered by a Four-Year-Old in California.” James suggested that the honest headline should have read, “Still Not the Best Idea to Let Four-Year-Old Play with Beehive.” Safety first, folks!
James couldn’t resist adding his hilarious commentary, imagining a conversation with little Tommy, who stumbled upon the bees. Stingless or not, being a beekeeper is no easy feat, right?
USA Today joined the fun with a headline that proclaimed, “Scientists Created the World’s Whitest Paint.” James hilariously retorted that the honest headline should have been, “Paint Immediately Gets Really into Kid Rock.” Paint with a musical taste, who would’ve thought?
Then, the New York Daily News shared a headline that left everyone in shock. It read, “Man Embezzled Almost $13 Million, Spent It on Porn Website.” James pointed out that the honest headline should have been, “No One Told the Man the Majority of Internet Porn is Free.” Oops, someone didn’t get the memo!
The Daily Mail didn’t hold back with its headline that revealed, “Three Percent of Prehistoric Humans Mated with Their Cousins, Today It’s Ten Percent.” James playfully suggested that the honest headline should have been, “Today’s Cousins Hotter Than Ever.” Well, there’s no denying that attraction runs in the family!
AP News shared an intriguing headline, “Archaeologists Discover Ancient Toilet.” James humorously suggested that the honest headline should have read, “Woman Regrets Asking Archaeologists How Work Is Going.” Sometimes, curiosity leads to unexpected discoveries!
And finally, the New York Post shared a headline that raised eyebrows. “OnlyFans Stars Are Hiring Professional Writers for X-rated Texts.” James joked that the honest headline should have been, “BDE: Big Dictionary Energy.” Looks like even adult entertainers need a little linguistic assistance sometimes!
These honest headlines from The Late Late Show with James Corden had everyone rolling with laughter. It’s no wonder why this chat show continues to captivate audiences with its comedic genius. Stay tuned for more uproarious moments on The Late Late Show with James Corden!
