Paul O’Grady and Alan Carr bring the laughs and the drinks on the latest episode of Alan Carr: Chatty Man. The transcript from their hilarious conversation has been making waves online, showcasing their wit and humor.

During the interview, Paul O’Grady jokes about his love for absinthe, quipping, “Do I like a drop of absinthe? A drop, Alan. I know your measures, they paralyze a horse!” Alan Carr jokes about giving O’Grady the whole bottle, and O’Grady asks for a drop of water to release the green fairy, referring to the traditional absinthe ritual.

The banter continues as they discuss their respective chat shows, with O’Grady mentioning the return of “The Paul O’Grady Show.” Carr jokingly suggests that they should just drink and not talk, and O’Grady humorously threatens to run amok through the audience.

They also touch upon the idea of rival chat shows, with Carr humorously stating that O’Grady’s show could strip varnish off a bathtub. O’Grady admits that he might come back with another chat show but jokes about getting demented after years of doing it.

The conversation takes a funny turn when they discuss guests being off their faces on drugs. O’Grady mentions that he has had a couple of them, to which Carr amusingly responds, “But what gets me, you offering them a drink out there? Oh, no, just water!”

O’Grady is the author of a new book called “Still Standing,” which covers Lily Savage‘s rise to stardom. He praises the drag community and their vibrant performances. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as O’Grady shares stories of violence he encountered while working as a drag queen. Carr remarks on the challenges of performing as a woman in rough environments.

Humorously, they delve into a range of topics, including O’Grady’s funny anecdote about falling into Sila Black‘s jacuzzi and his experiences with a nose job.

O’Grady mentions his farm and how he sometimes needs to escape to London to socialize. Carr jokingly suggests that O’Grady should interview Ivana Trump and jokingly brings up rivalry with Alan Titchmarsh. O’Grady playfully claims ownership of the set they currently film on.

The conversation steers towards the entertainment industry, with O’Grady expressing his opinion on A-list celebrities. He humorously suggests that if he were paid millions, he’d “shag a donkey” and tells them to “shut up.”

As the interview comes to an end, they discuss O’Grady’s new show and its shift to a later time slot, allowing for a bit more naughtiness. O’Grady jokes about having half a pint of absinthe after the show.

The transcript captures the lively and entertaining dynamics between Paul O’Grady and Alan Carr, leaving viewers and fans eagerly awaiting their upcoming endeavors.