On a recent episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” the host, Stephen Colbert, delivered his signature blend of humor and satire to entertain the audience. As always, Colbert’s monologue covered a wide range of topics, from fast food news to the world’s hottest chili pepper.
In the realm of fast food, a viral photo surfaced of a Taco Bell employee giving another employee a haircut in the restaurant’s kitchen. Colbert couldn’t help but comment on the absurdity of the situation, jokingly referring to Taco Bell as a “meat slurry distribution Depot.” Keeping the fast food theme going, Southwest Airlines revealed the bizarre items that passengers have checked in as baggage, including a pool noodle and a stuffed giraffe. Meanwhile, Spirit Airlines‘ list included microwaved fish, loose teeth, and even the will to live. Colbert couldn’t resist poking fun at the less-than-ideal experiences on Spirit Airlines.
Switching gears to the world of entertainment, Colbert brought up Lil Wayne‘s response to a failed Hollywood Wax Museum figure bearing his likeness. Lil Wayne hilariously expressed his disapproval, stating, “Sorry wax museum, but that ain’t me.” Colbert countered with his own playful commentary, wondering if the wax figure really did resemble the rapper or if the museum just tried their best.
In the realm of spiciness, Colbert shared the news that Pepper X is now considered the world’s hottest chili pepper, measuring an impressive 2.7 million Scoville heat units. However, Colbert couldn’t help but make a humorous observation, arguing that 90s heartthrob Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers could give any chili pepper a run for its money.
Stepping into the world of sports, Colbert highlighted a Parisian running store that allowed customers to steal shoes if they could outrun a professional sprinter. This unconventional promotion definitely caught Colbert’s attention and he playfully noted that it sounded like a more exciting offer than last year’s with an Olympic fencing champion.
Shifting to the topic of smoking pot, Colbert mentioned how Jersey City was considering whether its cops should be allowed to smoke marijuana. With his comedic flair, Colbert imagined the potential hilarious scenarios that could arise during traffic stops if the cops were under the influence. From forgotten reasons for pulling someone over to wandering thoughts about ducks, Colbert lightheartedly explored the absurdity of the situation.
In estate news, Colbert shared a puzzling development concerning the last Italian Prime Minister, Sylvio Boni. Although Boni was worth around six billion euros, his art collection turned out to be a disappointment for his heirs. The collection of 25,000 paintings was composed of poor quality works with little to no value. Colbert humorously imagined the disappointment Boni’s children must have felt when inheriting these less-than-impressive pieces.
Lastly, Colbert turned his attention to New York City’s ranking as the third “rattiest” city for 2023, trailing behind two other cities. Playfully incredulous, Colbert wondered how New York City didn’t win the illustrious title, considering the abundance of rats roaming the streets. He even joked about his own unique mode of transportation to work, envisioning himself lashing rats to a piece of plywood and surfing his way downtown.
Once again, Stephen Colbert managed to captivate his audience with his witty and entertaining take on the latest news and pop culture happenings. Viewers can always count on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” for an evening filled with laughter and satirical commentary that keeps them coming back for more.
