In an episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” host Stephen Colbert covers a range of topics, from a world record-breaking zucchini to the Trump children’s involvement in their father’s financial fraud trial, and the survival of Congressman George Santos amid his criminal probe and Ethics Committee investigation.
Colbert starts off by addressing the Ontario man who claims to have grown the world’s longest zucchini, measuring in at a staggering 8 feet and 33 inches. Colbert jokingly questions whether this zucchini is a world record or just a source of pride for the gardener. Despite the impressive length, Colbert suggests that a zucchini of that size must have zero flavor.
Moving on from the zucchini, Colbert transitions to the ongoing trial of former President Donald Trump, specifically focusing on his children’s involvement. Colbert mentions that Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric have testified in Trump’s New York financial fraud trial. When asked about their knowledge of the Trump Organization’s fraudulent financial statements, Don Jr. claimed he knew nothing about finance or numbers. Colbert humorously comments that Don Jr. achieved his position in the organization because he can make a calculator spell “boobs.” The host also points out that Don Jr. signed a letter to an accounting firm, describing it as a “cover your butt” letter.
Eric Trump, on the other hand, also claimed ignorance and testified about the accuracy of the Trump Financial documents. Colbert jokes about Eric’s fascination with his own sketch during a court break and mocks his suggestion to the artist to make him look sexy. The host remarks that it takes a lot of confidence to hit on a sketch artist during your own trial.
Moving on to another legal issue, Colbert mentions a constitutional lawsuit in Colorado aimed at removing Trump from the 2024 ballot under the 14th Amendment. Trump’s defense team argued that the term “engage” used in the 14th Amendment was vague and open to interpretation. Colbert sarcastically relates this defense to how Trump proposed to Melania, stating that the term “engage” means to do something, leaving the connotation up for interpretation.
Finally, Colbert discusses Congressman George Santos, who is currently facing a criminal probe and Ethics Committee investigation. Despite the allegations against him, Santos survived an effort to expel him from Congress. Colbert acknowledges the controversial decision by Congress and expresses his own incredulity. Nevertheless, he recognizes Santos’ ability to captivate attention and add an element of fun to the political landscape.
This episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” certainly covers a wide range of entertaining topics, showcasing Colbert’s signature humor and commentary. From world record vegetables to legal battles, viewers are kept engaged by Colbert’s lively and entertaining coverage.
