First up on Colbert’s cosmic agenda was the issue of space junk. The FAA released a report warning that as space becomes increasingly cluttered with satellites, there is a real danger of these objects falling to Earth and potentially causing harm to unsuspecting humans. However, Colbert lightened the mood by pointing out the silver lining – if a satellite were hurtling towards you, at least you’d experience the best Wi-Fi signal of your life before meeting your fate.
Moving on from falling satellites, Colbert turned his attention to space mining. Apparently, there’s gold in them thar asteroids! NASA recently launched the Psyche mission, aimed at exploring a metal asteroid worth a mind-boggling 10,000 quadrillion dollars – more than the entire global economy. This asteroid is said to contain a core of iron, nickel, and, yes, gold. If this wealth could be extracted, it has the potential to make every person on Earth a billionaire. However, Colbert humorously noted that not everyone can be a billionaire – mainly because we don’t have enough “stupid cowboy hats” to go around.
Colbert’s comedic prowess continued as he delved into the topic of space reproduction. A Dutch company is reportedly preparing for the possibility of humans starting to make babies in space. This news is particularly exciting for anyone who has ever changed a soiled diaper and thought, “I wish poop could float.” With the potential for a whole new generation of space-born individuals, the possibilities are truly out of this world.
But the cosmic revelations didn’t stop there! The talk show host shared his excitement about rock and roll intersecting with space as Queen‘s legendary guitarist, Brian May, was revealed to be helping analyze NASA’s Osiris Rex asteroid samples. Colbert couldn’t help but express his surprise at the multi-talented musician’s astrophysical expertise. After all, if Gene Simmons can be a marine biologist, why can’t May also be an astrophysicist?
Colbert concluded his “Space News” segment by highlighting a significant development in California. The University of California, in partnership with NASA, has unveiled plans for the $2 billion Berkeley Space Center. This ambitious project aims to further advancements in space exploration and research. While teachers may be wondering if they can have a single new book, Colbert couldn’t help but appreciate the grandeur of the endeavor.
As the segment came to a close, Colbert left the audience eagerly anticipating his next episode. With his wit, charm, and a seemingly endless supply of space-themed news, Colbert has once again proven why “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” is the talk show to turn to for the hottest news makers discussing the news that’s being made.
In conclusion, the latest episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” was a cosmic delight, with the talk show host showcasing his humorous take on the intriguing world of space. From falling satellites to babies in space, and even the involvement of a rock legend in asteroid analysis, Colbert’s “Space News” segment leaves no celestial topic unexplored. With each episode, Colbert continues to prove why his show is a must-watch for anyone with an interest in the final frontier.
