In a recent episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert wasted no time diving into the controversial topic of House Republicans launching an impeachment inquiry into President Biden. Despite admitting that there is no evidence to impeach him, Republicans forged ahead, leaving many scratching their heads.
Colbert likened the situation to a wedding ceremony without a bride, jokingly stating, “Thank you all for coming to our wedding today. The ceremony will begin shortly, just as soon as I find a bride.” He then proceeded to highlight the lack of specific constitutional crimes being investigated, with Democrats struggling to articulate what Biden is being impeached for.
The host playfully mocked the Democrats’ lack of preparedness, drawing a parallel between a student who didn’t prepare for a class presentation and Biden’s impeachment proceedings. Colbert quipped, “That has the real vibe of a kid who did not prepare for the class presentation.”
Colbert then turned his attention to Republicans’ focus on Hunter Biden, the president’s son. He pointed out that Republicans are honing in on suspicious payments made by Hunter to his father, but those payments turned out to be for a truck Joe Biden had purchased. Colbert humorously followed the thought process, mentioning truck glove compartments and murderers, playfully questioning the Republicans’ case.
Highlighting the flimsiness of the Republican investigation, Colbert mentioned that even stalwart conservatives are not buying into their claims. He referred to Steve Ducey, known for his trail of Skittles into the forest, and his dismissal of the Republicans’ case. Colbert quipped, “They’ve connected the dots on Hunter but have not shown where Joe Biden did anything illegally.”
Moving beyond the impeachment inquiry, Colbert shifted gears to the grift happening within the MAGAverse. He discussed the rise of anti-woke coffees like Liberty Coffee, Blackout Coffee, Black Rifle Coffee, and Conservative Grounds. These brands proudly market themselves as the antidote to woke culture, targeting conservatives looking for a morning pick-me-up devoid of any political correctness.
Colbert lightheartedly mocked these hyper-masculine coffee brands’ slogans and flavors, suggesting they are perfect for a tactical snuggle or a Christmas “candy cane caning.” He amusingly contrasted these conservative coffees with the already conservative coffee associations, employing humor to emphasize the absurdity of the marketing.
The host concluded the segment by promising an exciting show ahead, with guests Jason Momoa and Robert Smigel. But first, a delightful interlude featuring puppies was in store for viewers.
It seems that Republicans have embarked on an impeachment inquiry without evidence while anti-woke coffees seek to appeal to conservative caffeine enthusiasts. As Colbert expertly navigates these topics with wit and humor, viewers are in for an entertaining ride on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
