Conan O’Brien, the charismatic host of the popular talk show “Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend,” recently left his audience in stitches with a chaotic bidet ad read. In this hilarious moment, Conan hilariously ranted about the absurdity of using toilet paper to battle the aftermath of a large holiday meal.

Conan, known for his quick wit and comedic timing, expressed his disbelief at the idea of toilet paper being capable of handling such a mess. He found it preposterous that he, a respectable and accomplished individual, had to explain the necessity of shooting water up one’s behind to ensure optimal cleanliness.

The host couldn’t help but mock the idea, emphasizing the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. With comical exasperation, Conan exclaimed, “What am I? Some kind of ass-explosion prone criminal?!” Clearly, he found the concept of clogged toilets due to excessive toilet paper usage absurd and an affront to his decency.

As Conan read the ad copy, his laughter barely contained, he highlighted the benefits of using a bidet. The ad boasted that bidets not only eliminated skid marks but also provided a precise stream of water. Lux Pet, the number one bestselling brand, claimed to have three million satisfied customers and over 150,000 rave reviews on Amazon.

Conan couldn’t resist poking fun at the thought of someone using a bidet and then feeling compelled to share their bathroom experience on Amazon. Nevertheless, the ad seemed to have caught his attention, as he couldn’t deny its entertainment value.

Lux Pet introduced their neop plus series, which included a 360° self-clean mode and easy lift design. Conan jokingly pondered the idea of bidets finding people when it’s time to poop and encouraged someone in the audience to take advantage of their restroom break. The comedic host continued to riff on the never-before-seen features of Lux Pet‘s neop plus series, amplifying the laughter in the studio.

All in good humor, Conan playfully expressed that even though he didn’t own a bidet himself, this ad had become his favorite. His endorsement was punctuated by a clever closing line, encouraging viewers to give unforgettable gifts this holiday season, like a bidet for their loved ones. He even shared a discount code, “NA,” which grants a 20% discount on Lux Pet purchases when entered on their website, lxb.com.

Conan’s chaotic bidet ad read truly captured the essence of his talk show. With his trademark wit and infectious energy, he transformed a simple advertisement into a comedic masterpiece. Audiences can always rely on Conan O’Brien to deliver laughter and entertainment that transcends the boundaries of a typical talk show.