Chris Distefano recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, bringing his unique brand of humor to the talk show audience. Known for his razor-sharp wit and hilarious anecdotes, Distefano did not disappoint during his appearance.
From the moment he walked on stage, Distefano had the crowd in stitches. Joking about his weight, he playfully remarked, “I feel fat today. I had a fat day last night. I went out, got drunk, had five tequilas, and smoked a little weed. I woke up this morning with an Oreo brownie in my belly button.” Always one to find the humor in any situation, he added, “I haven’t eaten yet today. I’m still hungover. I was higher than anybody on the street.”
But it wasn’t just self-deprecating humor that Distefano brought to the table. He also shared an amusing story about his father. Distefano revealed that his dad had lost a significant amount of weight recently – from 250lbs to 190lbs. When asked how he did it, Distefano’s dad claimed he simply walked more. “About a couple of blocks more each day,” he said. Distefano couldn’t believe it, thinking that his dad must have some kind of secret disease. However, the doctors confirmed that his dad had indeed lost the weight just by walking more.
The laughter continued as Distefano recounted an incident where his father consumed an entire tray of lasagna during Christmas dinner. Amused by his father’s eating habits, Distefano said, “He was eating it by himself off the spatula into his mouth, no knife and fork, just eating it.” Concerned about his dad’s health, Distefano urged him to stop, but his father responded with, “My body, my choice.”
Distefano also shared a heartwarming and hilarious story about the birth of his daughter. He described how his dad barged into the delivery room, holding a newspaper, and exclaiming, “We’re having a baby!” After realizing he wasn’t supposed to be there, his dad reluctantly left, but not before casually mentioning that the Yankees had been “rocked” the night before.
As the interview came to a close, Distefano revealed the name of his newborn daughter, Delilah. However, his dad had another suggestion – Delila Mickey Mantle Distefano. The comedian joked that he would have considered it if his wife had agreed.
Distefano’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live showcased his incredible storytelling ability and infectious humor. Fans can catch him on his “Right Intention Wrong Move Comedy Tour” in various cities. With his unique perspective and ability to find comedy in everyday situations, Distefano is definitely one comedian to watch out for.
So, if you’re looking for a good laugh, be sure to check out Chris Distefano‘s hilarious interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live. You won’t be disappointed by his wit, charm, and incredible storytelling skills.
