In a recent episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the multi-talented André 3000 took part in the famed Colbert Questionnaire. Colbert, known for his thought-provoking and soul-searching questions, asked André a series of questions designed to reveal his true self.
When asked about the best sandwich, André confidently asserted that a fried bologna sandwich takes the crown. He then proceeded to describe this delectable creation, stressing the importance of cutting slits in the bologna to prevent it from doming up when cooked.
Moving on, André reminisced about his first concert experience, which happened to be a Fresh Fest in Atlanta with performances by legendary acts like Public Enemy and LL Cool J. Colbert shared his own first concert memory, involving none other than Chuck Mangione.
The conversation then took a philosophical turn as Colbert asked André about the scariest animal. André’s response? Humans. He aptly identified humans as the most dangerous game, pointing out the destructive capabilities of our species.
The Colbert Questionnaire delved even deeper when the topic turned to life’s biggest mystery — death. André offered an intriguing viewpoint, suggesting that when we die, our energy transfers into something else, potentially another body or entity that our limited human minds cannot fathom. He likened our physical bodies to space suits, implying that our true essence transcends the physical realm.
When asked about his favorite action movie, André drew a blank, proving that even someone as talented as him can have a momentary memory lapse. Colbert playfully teased André about not being in the Fast and Furious franchise, and André confessed that he had actually auditioned for a role but didn’t make the cut, humorously suggesting that Ludacris might have snatched the opportunity away.
The questionnaire continued with questions about favorite smells (baby breath took the prize), least favorite smells (cigarette smoke), earliest memory (receiving a go-kart as a gift in College Park, Georgia), and the age-old debate of cats versus dogs, to which André provided a candid response — neither. He explained that his lifestyle doesn’t allow for proper pet care, although he has had dogs in the past.
As the conversation neared its conclusion, André shared a comical anecdote about an ant farm mishap. Despite his affinity for physical creation, following instructions and taking care of the ants proved challenging. The ants may have met an unfortunate end in the freezer, but André’s belief in energy transferring to other forms reminded him that their essence lives on.
Finally, Colbert asked André the ultimate question: If he could only listen to one song for the rest of his life, what would it be? André acknowledged the difficulty of the choice but leaned towards something by John Coltrane, emphasizing the profound impact the jazz legend’s music has had on him.
With this insightful and entertaining Colbert Questionnaire, viewers got a glimpse into the mind of André 3000. Ever the artist and deep thinker, he shared his thoughts on life’s mysteries, divulged personal anecdotes, and showcased his unique perspective. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert once again proved its ability to engage and illuminate its audience through the wit and charm of its guests.
