But let’s get to the juicy stuff – the discussion about Trump’s vice president pick. Trump himself insists that everyone wants the gig, including Democrats! He claims, “If I wanted, I’d have a Democrat, I’d have a liberal, I’d have anybody I want.” Well, it seems like Trump is quite confident in his ability to bridge America’s partisan divide. Perhaps a bowl of soup is the answer? Make America gaspacho again!
In true Trump fashion, he also takes the opportunity to complain about America footing the bill for NATO, questioning why European nations with similar-sized economies don’t contribute the same. His unique way of referring to an ocean as a “thing called an ocean” certainly adds to the entertainment factor. But hey, who are we to judge? Nobody eats chicken nuggets like Trump or puts on pajamas quite like him either.
Moving on to more personal matters, Trump reveals some of his struggles with getting out of bed in the morning. Apparently, rolling over and sitting up are battles in their own right. And let’s not forget about the greatest challenge of them all – putting on pants. The Daily Show host, Greg Kelly, who conducted the interview, must have been thrilled to get such candid insights from Trump.
In the midst of the interview, Trump also takes the opportunity to defend himself against the numerous criminal investigations surrounding him, suggesting that he is protected by the “hand of God.” Who would have thought that Trump could be the chosen one, bringing balance to the force, defeating Voldemort, and freeing us from the Matrix? But jokes aside, Trump insists he has done nothing wrong and points fingers at the Clintons instead.
Switching gears, let’s talk about the unfortunate end of a recent partnership. Former CNN anchor and Airbnb host, Don Lemon, had announced a new show on Twitter called X. His very first guest was none other than Elon Musk, owner of Twitter and apparently an Uber driver on the side. However, shortly after the interview, Elon Musk canceled the partnership. It seems like things didn’t go well, and Lemon found himself unwelcome in the community of Flat Earth incels and Nazis.
But the entertainment doesn’t stop there! Trump’s recent meeting with Musk also became a topic of conversation. When Lemon asked Musk about the meeting, Musk responded nonchalantly, saying, “I was at breakfast at a friend’s place, and Donald Trump came by.” Well, talk about an unexpected breakfast guest! Elon, any chance you could spare $450 million and a few pancakes?
Now, let’s delve into some bizarre news. A Montana Rancher named Arthur Jack Shoar has found himself in legal trouble for breeding giant clone Franken-sheep hybrids. Yes, you heard that right. Shoar’s goal? Hunting them for sport. Because what’s more thrilling than hunting man’s deadliest predator – sheep? Authorities discovered that Shoar used biological tissue obtained from a threatened species, the Marco Polo argali sheep, to create these hybrids. The whole thing sounds like a plot from an episode of Law and Order: SVU.
As we wrap up this eventful episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, we can’t help but be entertained by the hilarious and often unbelievable discussions that take place. From Trump’s eccentricities and his search for a vice president, to Lemon’s rise and fall on Twitter, and Shoar’s illegal sheep breeding, the world of talk shows never disappoints.
So, if you’re looking for a dose of entertainment and laughter, tune in to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. With its lively discussions and witty banter, you’re sure to stay entertained and engaged.
