In a recent episode of the popular talk show, David Letterman had the privilege of hosting the U.S. Women’s Olympic Soccer Team. The team, fresh off their gold medal victory, brought their charisma and talent to the show, leaving the audience in awe.

Letterman started the segment with his famous Top Ten List, this time centered around the things the players can now say since winning the coveted gold medal. As each member of the team introduced themselves, the audience erupted in applause, appreciating the remarkable achievements of these world-class athletes.

From the beginning, it was evident that this team not only excelled on the field but also possessed a great sense of humor. Heather O’Reilly kicked things off by joking that she found it more enjoyable to kick a soccer ball, imagining it was Letterman’s head. The witty banter continued with Lindsay Tarpley, who expressed gratitude for saving on her gold medal insurance, thanks to Geico.

The team’s camaraderie shone through as they playfully shared stories. Cat Reddick pointed out that now that the Olympics were over, they could finally use their hands again, a gesture that elicited laughter from the audience. Bryan Escuri lightened the atmosphere by confessing to swiping miniature bottles of shampoo from the Athens Marriott.

Abby Wambach added a dash of cheeky humor, stating that they had all tested positive for being “18 really hot soccer babes.” Christine Lily, with a down-to-earth charm, admitted her love for McDonald’s, satisfying her Olympic-sized appetite. And congratulations were in order for Joy Fawcett, who expressed her gratitude for playing in front of dozens and dozens of crazy fans.

The team’s quick wit and lightheartedness continued with Julie Foudy, who humorously shared that she had won the gold medal after her medal miraculously stopped two bullets on her way to the theater. Brandy Chastain playfully announced that she was pleased to now be known as Mrs. Bob Cus, leaving the audience wondering who Bob Cus was and if they had missed something.

Finally, it was Mia Hamm who stole the show, stating that it was pretty clear who wears the pants in the family now. Her statement was met with applause and cheers from the audience, appreciating her confidence and prowess both on and off the field.

The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team’s appearance on Letterman was not only entertaining but also served as a testament to their exceptional talent and camaraderie. As the segment concluded, Letterman expressed his congratulations and gratitude for their presence on the show, cementing their place as true champions.

It was a memorable night for the talk show host, the audience, and viewers at home. The U.S. Women’s Olympic Soccer Team showcased their remarkable skills and infectious charm, leaving a lasting impression on everyone who had the pleasure of witnessing their gold medal victory firsthand on David Letterman‘s show.