While the DNC was happening simultaneously in Chicago, Stephen Colbert couldn’t attend due to his commitment to his talk show. However, he had a plan to bring the spirit of the DNC to his audience. He introduced his old friend Donnie Franks, a Chicago vendor who has worked in various sports arenas. Donnie previously shared his experiences working at Wrigley Field, and now he was ready to bring his talents to the United Center.
With the United Center serving as the venue for this rare August event, Donnie saw the perfect opportunity to sell some merchandise and “sling some dogs.” Donnie decided to interview some attendees and get their take on the convention. He approached Alexandria, who he jokingly referred to as the “three-name guy.” Donnie’s playful banter continued as he asked Alexandria about how one wins a convention. Alexandria explained that it involves winning primaries, and Joe Biden emerged as the nominee, with Kamala Harris as his running mate.
Donnie, ever the humorous character, asked if Joe had gotten injured or if there was any chance of him making a comeback. Alexandria assured him that Kamala Harris was the 100% certified nominee, quashing any doubts. Donnie, who had bet heavily on Biden, jokingly lamented the financial consequences of his prediction. The conversation took a light-hearted turn as Donnie playfully commented on his own appearance, comparing himself to a “more jerky than man” Gator.
As the discussion continued, Donnie couldn’t resist touching on the age-old debate about how to eat a Chicago hot dog. He revealed his preference for mustard and all the traditional toppings, vehemently opposing the idea of ketchup on a hot dog. Donnie also mentioned being a swing voter, sharing a humorous anecdote about him and another person named Don exploring their options once a month. He playfully hinted that he and his fellow Don might be open to supporting the DNC.
Donnie’s joviality didn’t end with the interviews. He seized the opportunity to sell his unofficial merchandise to support his financial situation. Armed with a plethora of Biden t-shirts, Donnie creatively repurposed them to show his support for Kamala Harris in 2024. He even delved into a retro Hubert Humphrey t-shirt, hilariously remarking, “Get humped!” Donnie’s enthusiasm was infectious, and he even offered the audience official Chicago mustaches to try on, adding a dash of humor to the event.
The episode showcased the fun-loving nature of Donnie Franks and his ability to blend entertainment with his entrepreneurial spirit. Aligning with the festive atmosphere of the DNC, he concluded his segment by launching hot dogs into the crowd with a hot dog cannon. This unique tribute added an element of surprise and excitement to the proceedings.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert succeeded in capturing the essence of the DNC in Chicago, despite not physically being there. Through Donnie Franks‘ charismatic personality and humorous interactions, the show managed to immerse its audience in the spirit of the convention. As the episode came to a close, Stephen Colbert reminded everyone to take away the experience and remember Donnie Franks, who might just need a ride home.
With its star lineup and entertaining segments, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert proves once again why it remains a favorite among talk show enthusiasts. The combination of witty banter, captivating performances, and Donnie Franks‘ comedic presence made this episode an absolute delight.
