On a recent episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, comedian Brandi Denise had the audience in stitches with her hilarious stand-up routine. Making her debut on the popular talk show, Brandi brought her unique brand of humor to the stage and had everyone laughing from start to finish.
Brandi began her routine by expressing her exhaustion with being a strong, independent woman. She jokingly mentioned that being independent is just a fancy word for being single. However, she reassured the audience that she has done well for herself, proudly announcing that she had just paid off her car to thunderous applause.
Describing her living situation, Brandi hilariously revealed that she has a nice apartment but everything is on the floor because she can’t find her husband. From curtains to a microwave, even her ceiling fan is sitting on the floor. But she’s not complaining, because she has a lot of supportive girlfriends who help her out. She even joked about her friend Keisa coming over with a bedazzled, pink, plastic hammer to help her hang up shelves.
To solve her handiwork troubles, Brandi turned to TaskRabbit, an app where she can find people to help her with various tasks. However, she humorously confessed that she uses it for dating, swiping through profiles looking for a strong back and a hammer. She comically remarked, “Who do I want in my house for eight hours, mounting things? Me included. I come with the TV.”
Brandi shared a funny story about a TaskRabbit worker named Jeff, who happened to be British. She constantly called him after midnight because she had more portraits that needed to be nailed. Even though Jeff had a family and asked her not to call him, Brandi joked that her portraits were more important.
Moving on to the topic of dating, Brandi made jokes about her height preferences for men and how some great guys end up in the friend zone because they aren’t tall enough. She humorously advised them to “grow” both physically and emotionally. Brandi then hilariously compared the dating standards of the past, where all a man needed was a cow, to the present, where men face higher expectations.
Referencing a study she saw on a popular news channel (actually Instagram News), Brandi highlighted the struggles men face in the dating world. According to a doctor she saw on the internet, men are supposedly the unhappiest they’ve ever been because of the high dating standards. Brandi playfully emphasized that the doctor’s statement was valid since he said he was a doctor on the internet, so why would he lie?
Brandi wrapped up her side-splitting routine by expressing how women are all going after the same emotionally stable, financially secure men with good oral hygiene. She quipped that some men without these qualities are fighting for their lives and resorting to buying podcast equipment to attract women. The audience erupted in laughter and applause as Brandi bid them goodbye.
Bringing her wit and charm to The Tonight Show, Brandi Denise proved why she is a rising star in the comedy world. Her hilarious routine had everyone in stitches, and her humorous take on dating and relationships struck a chord with the audience. It’s safe to say that Brandi’s appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon was a comedic success, leaving viewers eagerly anticipating her future performances.
