During the discussion, Jon Stewart reflected on the pressures of comedy, mentioning how comedians are constantly aware of the possibility of bombing on stage. He humorously compared performing at a benefit to the stress of “preventing cancer” but inadvertently causing it with a bad set.

The conversation then shifted to the concept of a “blow job factory,” which left Conan curious. Jon jokingly suggested that there might be a factory where people are manufactured solely to give blow jobs. This led to a playful back-and-forth as Conan delved deeper into the subject.

Conan expressed confusion over the term and Jon humorously responded by stating that he goes to the blow job factory to “obtain someone who will give the… get a blow job on an assembly line.” Clearly, the conversation had taken an unexpected and comical turn.

The laughter continued as Jon Stewart referred to the impact of globalization on factories, joking that blow jobs are now outsourced to China. Their banter touched on the decline of manufacturing in the country, with Jon expressing concern over the loss of American factories and making a witty remark about Joe Biden’s campaign slogan.

The conversation then turned to the evolution of late-night talk shows. Conan and Jon reminisced about the great Johnny Carson and how his show had a slower pace compared to the frenetic nature of today’s shows. They pointed out how comedians like Steve Allen, Jack Parr, and David Letterman had progressively increased the speed and intensity of their shows, reflecting the changing demands of audiences and the nature of entertainment.

Conan and Jon discussed how storytelling in entertainment has become compressed and faster-paced. They observed that even in narrative-driven shows, there is a constant need to keep the audience engaged with quick cuts and non-linear storytelling techniques.

The conversation culminated in a discussion about the democratization of comedy thanks to the internet. Both hosts acknowledged that the internet has allowed for more diverse voices and ideas to be shared. They emphasized how funny and creative people can emerge from unexpected places, often becoming viral sensations with their content.

Conan and Jon reflected on how the internet has changed the landscape of show business by removing the gatekeepers and allowing for immediate dissemination of comedy. They humorously compared themselves to the insurance companies of comedy, as they now play a role in the infrastructure of the entertainment industry.

As with every episode of “Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend,” this conversation was filled with laughter, wit, and unexpected moments. Conan and Jon’s banter showcased their comedic genius and left viewers eagerly awaiting the next episode of this hilarious talk show.