In the latest episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, viewers were treated to a truly unforgettable spectacle. The talk show host wasted no time in diving into the night’s main event: President Donald Trump‘s rally at Madison Square Garden. While one would expect a closing argument to voters, it felt more like a KKK rally than a political event.
The rally was filled with big personalities and questionable choices. Trump’s attorney, Alina Haba, made quite an entrance with her choice of song, “All I Do Is Win.” It’s ironic considering her track record of losing cases, with the most notable being the $83 million she had to pay out.
But the surprises didn’t end there. The crowd was treated to an appearance by wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, who struggled to tear off his shirt. It seems age has caught up with him, as he warned the attendees not to wear the beefy tees.
The night also featured a number of awkward moments, including Elon Musk taking the stage to address the crowd. Despite his charm and enthusiasm, one couldn’t help but wonder if he was made of discarded vibrator parts.
Another unexpected guest was Tucker Carlson, who struggled to follow a man with a “brainworm” on stage. It’s interesting to see him now fully embracing Trump, considering his past text messages calling the president a “demonic force” and expressing his passionate hatred for him.
Adding to the bizarre lineup was Dr. Phil, who urged viewers not to listen to celebrities when it comes to politics, while conveniently forgetting that he himself is a celebrity. It’s a classic case of hypocrisy, as he endorses Trump while claiming celebrities have no knowledge of policies or politics.
Of course, no Trump event would be complete without Rudy Giuliani, who made some interesting remarks about killing him and bringing back God. It’s clear that Giuliani’s antics are becoming more and more unhinged.
But perhaps the most anticipated appearance of the night was from Melania Trump, who made a rare appearance alongside her husband. Their awkward interactions were almost comical, as they tried not to smudge each other’s bronzing cream.
As Trump took the stage, he covered a range of topics, including his warning of a World War II if Kamala Harris were elected. It’s amusing that he would make such a claim, considering his own history of dodging the draft and his fake medical exemption for bone spurs.
While Trump’s rally dominated the headlines, Kimmel made sure to remind viewers that there were other things to celebrate. The World Series between the Dodgers and the Yankees was in full swing, providing some much-needed distraction from the madness of politics.
In true Kimmel fashion, he also sent a team to the streets of New York and LA to find out how much their young ones knew about the other coast. The results were humorous, with some confusing pizza slices for cake and the Empire State Building for the Eiffel Tower.
All in all, Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden was a wild and puzzling event. With its lineup of eccentric personalities and questionable choices, it solidified its place as one of the nuttiest Trump events to date. It’s just another reminder that in the world of politics and entertainment, anything can happen.
