David Letterman is back with a hilarious Halloween segment on his talk show. In this episode, Dave expresses his frustration with trick-or-treaters coming to his house. While he enjoys seeing adorable fairy princesses and little ghosts, he does not appreciate older kids driving to his house to collect candy. Dave jokes that if you’re old enough to drive and smoke, it’s best to keep driving past his house and not get out of the car. He humorously mentions his tiredness of talking to ex-marines when they come trick-or-treating.
Aside from the Halloween banter, David Letterman also highlights how his show is the only one on television that answers viewer mail. He doesn’t hesitate to poke fun at other shows like 60 Minutes, pointing out their advanced age. Dave takes the time to answer actual letters from fans, shedding light on various topics.
One viewer asks Dave about how he knows where to stand when he comes out to do his monologue. To answer this question, Dave showcases his move of making a hard right turn after coming out from the wings. Another letter is from a fan inquiring about what Dave typically does on Halloween. Dave mentions that he usually has a nice night and jokingly talks about his previous Halloween experiences.
The episode also offers a glimpse into the challenges faced by celebrities when their careers slow down. Dave shares examples of former rap star Vanilla Ice selling hot dogs, Donnie and Marie working at a restaurant, and Mr. T passing out fliers. This highlights the reality that many celebrities have to find alternative sources of income when their careers dip.
In the midst of all this entertainment, Dave playfully interacts with a mysterious caller from MCI who interrupts the show. His skilled acting and witty banter shine through during this unexpected interruption, showcasing his talent as a thespian.
With the arrival of autumn, a viewer asks Dave if he misses the summer. Dave amusingly responds that his summer was uneventful and unremarkable. The segment ends with a festive twist as Dave surprises the audience with a Halloween-themed performance of “I Want You Back” by The Jackson 5.
Don’t miss out on the fun and laughter on David Letterman‘s talk show. Tune in for your dose of entertainment, and stay tuned for the Top 10 list and stupid human tricks. Happy Halloween, everyone!