In the latest episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert delves into the aftermath of the 2024 election and provides his unique outlook on what we can expect in the coming years. Following a divisive campaign, Donald Trump has emerged as the victor, leaving many in shock and a sense of loss. However, Colbert encourages his audience to look at the bright side, emphasizing that there will be a peaceful transfer of power.
As a late-night host, Colbert often receives comments suggesting that he must want Trump to win because of the comedic material he provides. However, Colbert vehemently dismisses this notion, emphasizing that no one tells the person who cleans the bathroom that they must love it when someone has explosive diarrhea. He acknowledges the disappointment but reminds everyone that this is a democracy where the majority has spoken, even if it means not prioritizing democracy itself.
Colbert takes a moment to congratulate Kamala Harris and Tim Walls on their 107-day campaign, highlighting their extraordinary efforts. He also humorously comments on their texting skills, implying that they are proficient in keeping in touch.
Acknowledging the impending return of Trump’s presidency, Colbert remarks that the previous term began as a joke and ended as a tragedy. This time, he states, Trump starts as a tragedy, leaving the audience to wonder what lies ahead.
Colbert recognizes the potential ramifications of a government led by Trump, describing it as being governed by a monstrous child surrounded by cowards and grifters. However, he manages to find a silver lining with a touch of dark humor, noting that Trump’s unpredictability and lack of focus may prevent him from becoming a true fascist.
Throughout the show, Colbert injects humor to brighten the somber mood. He shares a clip of a puppy riding a duck, providing a humorous break from the political discussions. Additionally, he pokes fun at the election-related Google searches, which include queries about Joe Biden dropping out and Kamala Harris.
As the show progresses, Colbert acknowledges the earlier-than-expected results of the election and references Trump’s victory speech. However, due to technical errors, the audience is instead shown footage of a machine that prints patterns on dishware, adding an amusing twist to the situation.
Colbert concludes by expressing his fascination with the coming years and compares it to the anticipation of attending a second Spring concert for one’s child. Despite the challenges that lie ahead, Colbert reminds his viewers that they have been through similar situations before and know what to expect.
As the episode wraps up, Colbert shares his admiration for former president Jimmy Carter and humorously suggests telling Carter that “she” won the election, a lighthearted request that would bring him comfort.