In a recent episode of the popular talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, host Jimmy Kimmel entertained the audience with a range of hilarious stories and bizarre news. One particular highlight of the show was the unveiling of Pornhub’s top searches for the year.
Kimmel kicked off the segment by joking about the end of the year and how everyone is busy tallying up lists and wrap-ups. He then introduced the annual wrap-up from Pornhub, sharing some interesting and eyebrow-raising insights into people’s online habits. It turns out that the average amount of time men spend on Pornhub is the same amount of time their wives spend at the grocery store, minus 8 seconds.
The top search term on the adult entertainment website for the year was “hentai,” a sexually explicit Japanese animation. Kimmel humorously remarked that explaining hentai to grandparents during the holidays could be quite an adventure. He went on to discuss the map released by Pornhub, breaking down the searches by state. Some of the unusual searches included “friend’s mom” in California, “milking” in Washington state, and “furries” in Oregon.
The talk show host also couldn’t resist mocking the peculiar search preferences of different states. Wisconsin apparently has a liking for pee, while Colorado has a fondness for foot jobs. Kimmel jokingly suggested that politicians like Lauren Boebert should be cautious about removing their shoes when visiting certain states.
Switching gears, Kimmel then turned the audience’s attention to a more serious topic – the recent arrest of murder suspect Luigi Mangione. The suspect was apprehended at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s with a hash brown in hand, leading Kimmel to quip that he was caught “brown-handed.” Mangione has now hired a new lawyer, Tom Dicky, who coincidentally bears a resemblance to Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit series.
The arrest and subsequent lawyer’s appointment have sparked a wave of interest and outrage, with Mangione’s fans even threatening the police demanding his immediate release. Kimmel humorously compared his own experience of being on TV for nearly three decades but not receiving the same support from fans when comparing it to Mangione’s case.
The new lawyer has been doing rounds of interviews, revealing that strangers are offering to pay for Mangione’s legal bills. However, Dicky jokingly commented that he would instead prefer to be paid in donuts, emphasizing the unusual nature of the situation.
In another amusing segment, Kimmel addressed the lack of Hanukkah movies compared to the abundance of Christmas films. He highlighted the rarity of Hanukkah-themed movies, mentioning that there are more movies about Christmas starring dogs than there are Hanukkah movies starring people. Kimmel unveiled a surprise guest, Gary Greenberg, one of the show’s writers, who introduced himself as the “Hanukkah Unicorn.” This annual tradition of Greenberg interrupting the show dressed as a unicorn left Kimmel exasperated.
Greenberg claimed to be starring in a big-budget Hanukkah movie and invited the entire audience to its premiere in Monrovia, which prompted a humorous back-and-forth between him and Kimmel. The segment ended with Greenberg showing a trailer for his alleged holiday romance film.
Lastly, Kimmel brought up the recent news of internet sensation Haley Welch playing a CEO in a Hanukkah-themed movie. To Kimmel’s surprise, Welch had paid Greenberg in cryptocurrency for his involvement. However, the talk show host humorously revealed that the cryptocurrency’s value had declined significantly, leaving Greenberg less than thrilled about the compensation.
Wrapping up the episode, Kimmel expressed disbelief at his own participation in the quirky events and announced the arrival of Drelle, the “most Jewish dog in the world,” as his newest companion.
As always, Jimmy Kimmel Live delivered a blend of humor, bizarre news, and unexpected twists during this episode, keeping the audience entertained throughout.
