On the latest episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert wasted no time in addressing the key events of the day. With his signature wit and humor, Colbert dove right into discussing January 6th, a significant date in American history.
Colbert began by jokingly remarking on how “normal” the day was, with no riots or windows broken with beards. He highlighted the fact that the certification of Donald Trump‘s electoral victory by Congress took only 30 minutes, joking that democracy shouldn’t take longer than Rachel Ray making a meal.
Reflecting on the events of January 6th, Colbert expressed his disbelief at the idea that Donald Trump would be certified for a second term. He humorously emphasized the need for social distancing, even though Trump’s base still believes in his cause. Colbert highlighted a Washington Post poll that showed conflicting views among voters regarding the severity of the events that unfolded that day.
Colbert didn’t shy away from addressing the Republican politicians who supported Trump’s claims and how their actions contributed to a mob storming the Capitol. He humorously compared their actions to his own, saying, “Yes, I stabbed him twenty times, but in my defense, I pulled the knife out nineteen times.”
Transitioning to the transition period happening now, Colbert noted that Democrats like Hakee Jeffries, the leader of the Democrats, are taking the high road but “fighting hard” for the freedom to vote. Colbert added a humorous touch by saying, “You got to fart hard for the freedom to vote.”
Colbert then entertained the audience with his commentary on the unexpected winter snowstorm that hit Washington, D.C., disrupting travel and leading to power outages. He playfully joked about The Weather Channel naming the storm “Winter Storm Blair,” fostering thoughts of sponsorship opportunities.
Turning to global news, Colbert mentioned Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau‘s resignation, quipping that the hottest G7 leader is now Olaf Schulz. As always, Colbert found a way to blend current events with his trademark sense of humor.
Joe Biden‘s recent actions also made their way onto Colbert’s radar. Colbert highlighted Biden signing the Social Security Fairness Act, which will benefit seniors, but couldn’t help but comment on Biden’s attempt at singing “Happy Birthday” to a teenager. He segued into a funny clip featuring Simon and Garfunkel’s famous “America.”
Colbert wrapped up with a mention of President Biden awarding Medals of Freedom to American leaders in the Arts, culture, and science, including Magic Johnson, George Soros, Bill Nye, Jane Goodall, and Ralph Lauren. However, Colbert mischievously brought attention to Soros’ physical appearance, saying he has an “ass that will not quit.”
To top it all off, Colbert couldn’t resist addressing the recent call by the Surgeon General for cancer warnings on alcohol. With his signature comedic punchline, Colbert joked that he drinks not to feel safe but to feel nothing. He pondered why only fun stuff seems to cause cancer, considering there are other activities that people don’t like to do but might also be harmful.
As always, Colbert’s witty and engaging commentary captivated his audience and provided a refreshing take on a variety of current topics. With his ability to blend humor and entertainment seamlessly, he continues to be a force to be reckoned with in the world of talk shows.
