On a recent episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” host Stephen Colbert shared some exciting news with the audience. The Super Bowl matchup was set, and it’s going to be a showdown between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs.

This matchup is more than just a game; it’s a rematch of Super Bowl Livy in 2023. While the Chiefs came out on top in their previous meeting, this game promises to be even more challenging. Colbert jokingly mentioned that the Chiefs players will have to rush to the game after their day shifts at State Farm, while the Eagles fans demonstrated their spirited celebration by lighting fireworks, surfing a cop car, and climbing greased-up light poles. Ah, the sacred Philly tradition.

But that’s not all that Colbert covered during the episode. He also discussed President Trump‘s first week in office, which was not without its surprises. Trump’s threat to withhold disaster aid from California didn’t deter his visit to the state, which received a ringing endorsement from actor Mel Gibson. Gibson compared Trump’s arrival to that of a father coming home and taking his belt off. An interesting analogy, to say the least.

And it seems that calling Trump “Daddy” has become a trend among right-wing personalities. Lauren Bobert and Charlie Kirk both referred to Trump as “Daddy” on Twitter, while Florida Congressman Bron Donalds proclaimed that “Daddy’s back.” Freud would have a field day with the psychoanalysis of this phenomenon.

Moving on from Trump, Colbert discussed the Trump administration’s immigration enforcement efforts, which have caused some tensions with our allies. The president of Colombia refused to let a military transport carrying handcuffed migrants land in his country, leading Trump to impose emergency tariffs on all Colombian goods entering the United States. However, there was a slight issue with the tariffs as the State Department accidentally sanctioned “Colombia” instead of “Colombia.” Oops.

But wait, there’s more! Trump also ordered a mass firing of 18 independent inspectors general at various agencies, raising concerns about oversight and abuse of power. And in the Senate, Pete Heth was confirmed as defense secretary, thanks in part to a tiebreaking vote from JD Vance. Mitch McConnell, who voted against Heth, might be remembered as the senator who almost stopped his confirmation but couldn’t quite manage it.

And what entertainment piece would be complete without some news from the super-rich? Tech mogul Brian Johnson, known for his obsession with living forever, recently shared screenshots of overnight erection data. Yes, you read that right. Johnson, along with his 19-year-old son, used an overnight erection tracking machine and proudly posted the data on Twitter. The tweet included such gems as “his duration is two minutes longer than mine” and “raise children to Stand Tall, be firm, and be upright.” Talk about a unique way to bond with your kids.

After sharing all these intriguing stories, Colbert wrapped up the segment and promised viewers a great show with his guest, Chris Ayes. It’s clear that “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” continues to entertain and inform its audience with its signature blend of humor and insightful commentary.

Don’t miss out on all the laughter and engaging discussions on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.” Stay tuned for more entertaining segments and lively conversations as Colbert brings you the latest from the world of entertainment and beyond.