After five long months, beloved talk show host Jimmy Kimmel returned to the airwaves with a triumphant comeback on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The fans had eagerly awaited his return, and he did not disappoint. The transcript of the show is filled with hilarious moments, celebrity appearances, and Kimmel's signature wit.

Kimmel wasted no time addressing his absence, jokingly mentioning how he walked into a room without receiving applause for the first time in a while. He also took the opportunity to thank the crew and union workers who supported the show during the strike. This was a big win for the little guy, and Kimmel made sure to acknowledge their contributions.

Of course, it wouldn't be a Jimmy Kimmel show without some celebrity guests. Action star Arnold Schwarzenegger made an appearance, showcasing his sense of humor and reminiscing about his own experiences during the previous writer's strike. The audience was treated to live music performances by Jason Isbel and the 400 Unit with Cleto and the Cletones.

Kimmel also took some time to catch up with his beloved staff, including his announcer Lou, his head of security Guo, and the rest of the crew. There were plenty of laughs and heartfelt moments as everyone shared their experiences during the hiatus.

But it wouldn't be a Jimmy Kimmel monologue without some political commentary. Kimmel couldn't resist poking fun at former President Donald Trump, who had recently faced legal troubles. From Trump's mug shot to his unique theories on forest fires and luxury showering, Kimmel spared no comedic jabs.

The return of Jimmy Kimmel Live also had its fair share of bizarre and amusing anecdotes. Kimmel humorously described a disastrous hotel stay in Palm Beach, a trip to a CNN Town Hall, and even a memorable encounter with Congress.

However, it wouldn't be a Jimmy Kimmel show without some unexpected moments. In a surprising turn of events, it was revealed that Congresswoman Lauren Bobert had an unruly night at a Beetlejuice musical, which resulted in her being asked to leave. Kimmel couldn't resist sharing the amusing story with his audience.

A highlight of the show was when Kimmel addressed a rather unpleasant incident that occurred on a recent Delta flight. It turns out that a passenger had an unfortunate case of diarrhea, causing the flight to be forced to return. Kimmel hilariously apologized on behalf of his wife, who wanted to assure everyone that it would never happen again.

Jimmy Kimmel's triumphant return to the airwaves was filled with laughter, celebrity guests, and unexpected moments. The audience rejoiced as their favorite talk show host entertained them once again. Jimmy Kimmel Live is back, and viewers can't wait to see what he has in store for them next.