On a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Aunt Chippy, who is no stranger to dating shows, gave her hilarious review of the popular HBO Max show, “Naked Attraction.” For those unfamiliar with the premise, this is a dating show where contestants choose their potential partners based solely on their private parts. Jimmy Kimmel and Aunt Chippy thought it would be fun to have her review the show, but of course, the explicit portions had to be blurred out for television. However, Aunt Chippy made sure she saw every detail uncensored for her review.
As the segment began, Aunt Chippy exclaimed, “Hey, it’s just Sunday. You ready to go?” And with that, the bottom half of the contestant’s naked bodies were revealed on-screen. Aunt Chippy was taken aback, exclaiming, “For crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me. I’m not going to wash this. I don’t need to see their penises.” She seemed unimpressed by the multitude of penises she was exposed to, commenting, “To be honest, a lot of penises. I’m unimpressed.”
As the show progressed, Aunt Chippy couldn’t help but express her disbelief, saying, “What else do they show? The hair under their arms? The crack in their ass? Nothing is sacred anymore.” She found it absurd that the show judged contestants based on their genitals, jokingly saying, “There is an elephant in the room. She has to judge them by their penises. How many animals have the trunk of a penis?”
However, as the show continued, Aunt Chippy shifted her focus away from the participants’ genitals and began judging based on physique. Pointing to the contestant on the right, she commented, “She should get rid of all of them and keep the guy on the right. That’s the guy that’s got the best physique. He’s good looking.” It was clear that Aunt Chippy preferred to judge contestants based on more than just their private parts.
The conversation then turned to Aunt Chippy‘s own body, with Jimmy asking if she would ever consider being on a show like this. Aunt Chippy did not hold back, stating, “I will cut your penis off and shove it up your ass if you put me on a show like this.” Her answer was as aggressive as it was comedic, leaving the audience in stitches.
As the segment came to a close, Aunt Chippy expressed her desire to go home, exclaiming, “Not yet, not yet! My ass! We have to get through the episode!” Even though she expressed her desire to leave, it was clear that Aunt Chippy had provided plenty of entertainment for the viewers.
It’s safe to say that Aunt Chippy‘s review of “Naked Attraction” on Jimmy Kimmel Live was nothing short of hilarious. From her initial shock at seeing so many penises to her aggressive and witty commentary, Aunt Chippy had the audience in stitches. With her unique perspective and straightforward humor, Aunt Chippy certainly added a lively twist to the talk show.
