On a lively episode of The Ellen Degeneres Show, host Ellen Degeneres shares her struggle with sending out holiday cards. With the holiday season in full swing, Ellen takes a moment to wish everyone a happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, President’s Day, Groundhog Day, and all the holidays that bring us joy.
As an adult, Ellen has come to realize the many responsibilities that come with adulthood, including the seemingly daunting task of sending out holiday cards. This year, she decides to take on this challenge and send out Christmas cards. However, Ellen admits that sending out these cards is no easy feat.
Ellen gives credit to all those who diligently send out holiday cards every year. She acknowledges the hard work and effort that goes into selecting the perfect cards, writing personalized messages, and ensuring they are mailed out in a timely manner. For those who have partners doing this task, Ellen advises being grateful for the hard work they put in.
Amidst the holiday season, Ellen has been receiving a plethora of Christmas cards. She excitedly talks about one card she received from the Harrises, featuring two adorable little girls dressed in velvet. However, there is a slight twist to this card. Since Ellen doesn’t personally know the Harrises, she finds herself playing detective. She carefully studies the photograph, looking for clues that might hint at where the photo was taken or where the Harrises might live. Ellen humorously mentions that it seems like the photo was taken at Sears, and she even contemplates which Sears it might be.
As the conversation continues, Ellen hilariously mentions the family update letters that are often included with holiday cards. These letters aim to give loved ones a yearly recap of the family’s adventures. Ellen notes that these letters often rhyme and spin any negative events into positive ones. She humorously recounts examples such as the update on their dog Ralph, who turned out to be a she and had 12 puppies, and little Ben’s successful seventh-grade year. Ellen adds a tongue-in-cheek comment about cousin Terry’s absence from the Fourth of July picnic due to a stay at Betty Ford’s clinic.
Throughout the episode, Ellen shares her amusement and appreciation for all the holiday cards and family updates she has been receiving. She ends the segment by expressing her gratitude for everyone who has been a part of her life, both friends and family. The episode, with its lively banter and humorous storytelling, is a testament to the fun-filled and entertaining nature of The Ellen Degeneres Show.
[Air date: 19/12/2003]
Originally aired on December 19, 2003
