In a recent episode of the popular talk show hosted by David Letterman, the host found himself in a Super Bowl dilemma. The talk show, known for its entertaining and comedic interviews, took a fun turn as Letterman discussed his conflicting opinions on the upcoming Super Bowl.
During the episode, Letterman spoke to his sidekick, Paul, about his excitement for the upcoming Super Bowl. However, when asked who he was rooting for, the talk show host revealed his predicament. Supporting either team would inevitably upset a significant number of fans, leaving him in a tough spot.
Letterman explained that if he supported the San Francisco 49ers, fans from Cincinnati would be upset with him. On the other hand, if he cheered for the Cincinnati Bengals, fans from San Francisco would be disappointed. With such a large fanbase on both sides, it seemed nearly impossible for him to pick a favorite without alienating a significant number of viewers.
Taking the size of the two cities into consideration, Letterman analyzed the number of fans each team had. San Francisco, with a metropolitan population of around three million, seemingly had a slight advantage over Cincinnati, which had a population of approximately one and a half million. However, there was an interesting twist to this calculation.
Letterman and his team analyzed the celebrities who had appeared on their show, which had connections to either city. It turned out that they had welcomed several stars from both San Francisco and Cincinnati. From San Francisco, celebrities such as Tom Hanks, Lisa Bonet, Clint Eastwood, and others had graced the show. From Cincinnati, they had hosted Marge Shot, the owner of the Cincinnati Reds, among others.
This revelation added another layer to Letterman’s Super Bowl dilemma. Despite the size difference, the talk show host realized that the number of fans for both teams might be closer than initially anticipated. It seemed that the loyalty of the fans from Cincinnati, who had only one professional football team since 1968, was just as strong as the support for the 49ers in San Francisco.
Still unsure which team to support, Letterman turned to his team for advice. Morty, one of the show’s producers, pointed out that some major companies, like Proctor and Gamble and the US Playing Card Company, hailed from San Francisco. On the other hand, he mentioned that Renée Zellweger, the actress, was from San Francisco, while Rice Cerrone, the tree, was a notable figure from Cincinnati.
Confused by this information, Letterman could not find the connection between the company origins and the Super Bowl. It seemed like a random fact that did not help him in making a decision. However, Morty’s mention of the opening credits of the show caught Letterman’s attention. Since he rarely saw it himself, he was unaware that the show was sponsored by Proctor and Gamble and the US Playing Card Company from San Francisco. Meanwhile, Rice Cerrone from Cincinnati also had a sponsorship role.
Realizing the significance of the sponsorship, Letterman decided to take that into consideration when choosing a side. With San Francisco being favored by seven points, he thought it might be easier to root for the 49ers as the probable winner. However, Anton, another member of the team, reminded Letterman about the charm of rooting for the underdog, which Cincinnati embodied in this match-up.
Taking all of this into account, Letterman came up with a solution. He officially declared his support for the San Francisco 49ers but added that he would also be rooting for the Cincinnati Bengals not to lose by more than seven points. This compromise allowed him to both support the favored team and maintain his appreciation for the underdog spirit.
In the end, Letterman’s Super Bowl dilemma showcased the fun and entertaining nature of his talk show. With amusing banter and surprising insights, the host truly brought entertainment to his audience, leaving them eagerly anticipating the outcome of the big game.
