In a historic turn of events, Joe Biden and Donald Trump have agreed to two presidential debates. This announcement from both candidates has settled the ongoing debate over debating. The last time these two men faced off in a debate was back in October 2020, and now they are prepared to go head to head once again.

Joe Biden, in his acceptance video, took a swipe at Donald Trump‘s court schedule, stating that Trump lost two debates to him in 2020 and hadn’t shown up for debate since then. Biden’s video challenge to Trump was met with enthusiasm from the former president who promptly responded, “Just tell me when, I’ll be there.” It seems like Trump is ready to rumble.

Biden did have some conditions for the debates. He proposed no audience and preferred the debates to take place inside a TV studio with microphones that automatically cut off when a speaker’s time limit elapses. This proposal aims to create a more controlled environment for the candidates to discuss their viewpoints. However, one can only imagine how Trump will handle having his microphone cut off. He might just become the world’s angriest mime.

After negotiations, the candidates have now agreed to two debates, with one scheduled for June and another for September. But of course, that wasn’t enough for Trump. He attempted to slip in a third debate by posting on social media, “I hereby accept debating crooked Joe Biden on Fox News. The date will be Wednesday, October 2nd.” It seems Trump wants to push the limits and challenge Biden even further.

In other news, Secretary of State Antony Blinken surprised viewers with a guitar performance during a surprise appearance at a bar basement karaoke session in Ukraine. The band he joined was expecting legendary rocker Neil Young, so they were quite disappointed. Blinken’s musical skills surely didn’t match up to the expectations of the band or the audience. It’s a classic case of a switcheroo gone wrong.

Animal lovers were treated to some exciting events recently. The Westminster dog show took place in New York, and the agile mixed breed dog stole the spotlight by winning the agility competition for the first time in history. The audience erupted in applause and cheers as the dog showcased its incredible speed and skill. It was a thrilling moment for dog lovers everywhere.

But it’s not all about the cute and cuddly animals. In Spain, a group of orcas has been causing havoc by attacking and ramming boats since 2020. The most recent incident involved a yacht that sank after being rammed by these powerful creatures. Thankfully, everyone onboard was unharmed, but it surely made for an unforgettable experience. It’s like an episode of “Below Deck Med” gone wrong, with orcas stealing the show.

With all this excitement happening in the world, it’s clear that the talk show “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” has been keeping up with the latest entertainment news. From political debates to unexpected musical performances and animal shenanigans, this late-night show covers it all. Tune in to catch the latest updates and hilarious commentary from host Stephen Colbert.

So, mark your calendars for the upcoming debates and stay tuned for more thrilling and entertaining moments on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.” It’s going to be a wild ride in the world of politics and entertainment.