In a recent episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, comedian Hannah Berner took the stage for her late-night debut. With her comedy special “We Ride at Dawn” streaming on Netflix, Berner delighted the audience with her hilarious and relatable stand-up routine.
Turning 30 was a significant milestone for Berner, and she didn’t shy away from poking fun at society’s expectations for women when it comes to aging. Addressing the pressure to maintain a youthful appearance, she hilariously remarked, “If you’re not punching your face with a jade roller, if you’re not snorting lines of collagen, if you’re not doing pilates, which is basically BDSM, they pretend that you’re just gonna become Joe Biden.” Playfully acknowledging the societal notion that women cannot be president, she amusingly pointed out, “Even though I look like I’m running for president right now.”
Berner also took a lighthearted dig at the messaging in commercials that aim to make women feel insecure about their appearance. She joked about the portrayal of fine lines and gray hair as undesirable traits, saying, “Just to be able to walk home at night without a worry in the world…I can’t wait till I’m the age that I’m just un-kidnappable.” Adding a touch of self-deprecating humor, she quipped, “But you know, I’m 32, and I’ve never been kidnapped once. And that’s when you have to ask yourself, ‘Am I ugly?'”
Tackling her personal struggles with anxiety and depression, Berner shared an amusing anecdote about visiting the doctor. Discovering that she hadn’t been drinking enough water, the doctor suggested using an emotional-support water bottle. She humorously observed the shift in dating preferences, saying, “Girls don’t even want a boyfriend anymore. They just want Stanley.”
The comedian also dived into her married life, jokingly referring to her husband as an “older man” or a “zaddy.” Berner entertained the audience with her observations about the perks of being with an older partner. She playfully remarked, “He’s not getting into fights with me. He’s fighting arthritis. He’s busy.” Adding a touch of comedic flair, she shared a funny incident at a restaurant where her husband felt unwell and asked her to call an ambulance.
Berner’s witty storytelling had the audience laughing uproariously as she recounted the dramatic scene at the restaurant when the staff and customers rallied to assist her husband. With her impeccable timing and sharp punchlines, she kept the audience engaged and entertained.
With her stand-up routine filled with relatable experiences and self-deprecating humor, Hannah Berner left a lasting impression on The Tonight Show audience. Her comedic timing and lively delivery showcased her talent and left viewers eagerly anticipating more from this rising star.
Catch Hannah Berner‘s comedy special “We Ride at Dawn” streaming now on Netflix. With her infectious humor and relatable anecdotes, she’s sure to leave you in stitches.
