David Letterman‘s talk show was always filled with entertaining moments and celebrity guests, and one standout episode was when Biff Henderson attended the 2004 Republican National Convention. The transcript of their conversation reveals funny anecdotes and unexpected surprises that kept viewers entertained throughout the show.

As the show kicked off, David Letterman greeted Henderson, affectionately known as Biff. They discussed the buzz at the convention, with Biff mentioning that the party was really picking up. David, ever the comedian, chimed in, comparing it to feeling like the only one at a party, which he humorously admitted was how he felt every night.

The conversation quickly turned to politics, as David asked Biff if he stuck around for Mayor Giuliani’s speech. Although Biff watched it from home, he acknowledged that it was impressive. However, the most fun Biff had was witnessing the heated confrontation between McCain and Michael Moore. The unexpected exchange between the two stole the show, leaving both Biff and David amused.

Curious about how it began, David asked Biff about the origins of the fight. Biff revealed that McCain called Moore a punk filmmaker, which delighted Michael Moore himself. The incident caught Biff off guard, making it a surprise to viewers as well.

Continuing their banter, David playfully mentioned that he had a feeling he should be on the other side of Biff. They had a humorous exchange where Biff and David tried to adjust their positions, causing a momentary disorientation.

As the interview continued, David asked about Biff’s experience at the convention. Biff shared that he had been at Madison Square Garden all day, yet surprisingly, nothing much was happening during the daytime hours. David then inquired whether Biff had met any delegates, to which Biff responded about a delegate he met who had attended the Democratic Convention as well. Both David and Biff found it amusing that someone could be a delegate for both parties.

In a lighter moment, David asked Biff about the food at the convention. Biff eagerly shared his enjoyment, expressing that the food was better than what was offered in Boston during the Democratic Convention. The commissary at the Republican National Convention had delicious options, including tasty tuna fish salad.

Biff, known for his entertaining on-location segments, had prepared special videotape footage for the viewers. However, in a comedic mishap, Biff forgot what he was supposed to show. Despite the brief forgetfulness, Biff assured David that he had a clip of his one-on-one interview with Laura Bush. David playfully teased Biff about the music playing in the background, showing their relaxed and comedic rapport.

Although Biff couldn’t identify the music playing, he managed to quell the distraction by asking for it to be turned off. The audience and David appreciated the momentary respite, allowing them to hear themselves think again. Biff prepared to show the interview with Laura Bush, assuring David that it had taken place that afternoon.

The episode ended on a high note, as Biff Henderson‘s interview with Laura Bush showcased his natural charm and ability to connect with influential personalities. The show closed with David and Biff bidding farewell, promising to discuss future activities in the coming days.

Overall, this episode of David Letterman‘s talk show brought the excitement of the 2004 Republican National Convention right into viewers’ living rooms. With unexpected surprises, humorous exchanges, and a special interview, the show was a lively and entertaining experience for all who tuned in.