On a recent episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” host Stephen Colbert couldn’t help but comment on the latest news regarding the Trump administration. In particular, he discussed the controversial nomination of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services. Colbert acknowledges that this choice may sound insane, but urges viewers to keep an open mind. However, he quickly points out that Kennedy is an anti-vaxxer and has spread dangerous conspiracy theories about COVID-19. Colbert humorously notes that those of Chinese or Jewish descent who have suffered from the virus probably didn’t receive the memo that they were supposed to be spared.
Moving on, Colbert addresses the nomination of Matt Gaetz as Attorney General of the United States. However, the news surrounding Gaetz keeps getting worse, as the House Ethics Committee has been investigating him for sexual misconduct and illicit drug use. In a shocking development, Gaetz resigned just two days before the committee was scheduled to vote on releasing a damning report on their investigation. Colbert humorously suggests that Gaetz now faces face “consequences,” coincidentally also the name of his off-brand Botox.
Colbert highlights the backlash to Gaetz’s nomination, with even former Trump National Security advisor John Bolton calling it the worst nomination in American history. Former Trump lawyer Tai Cobb also referred to Gaetz’s nomination as a “f*** you” to America. The talk show host notes that these are strong words that could potentially get them in trouble, just like the slogan for the new Doritos crunchy snack.
Colbert further emphasizes that Gaetz is unqualified and unpopular, even among Republicans. He shares various reactions from GOP senators, including John Cornyn, Chuck Grassley, and Lisa Murkowski, who express their shock and disbelief at Gaetz’s nomination. Colbert humorously suggests that it’s time to update their Bingo cards now that Trump is out of office.
Moving on from Gaetz, Colbert also discusses the nomination of Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence. He points out her affinity for autocratic leaders such as Bashar al-Assad, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, and Vladimir Putin. Colbert jokingly mentions his strong desire to drink vodka with the prospect of Gabbard as the head of America’s intelligence agencies.
Colbert concludes the segment with some lighter news, such as Lunchables being removed from the national school lunch program. He jokes about the immediate and massive effects this will have on children’s dietary habits. Additionally, he mentions a lawsuit against chocolate maker Lindt, which is facing allegations of high lead levels in its dark chocolate. Colbert comically questions whether the company’s claims of excellence and expert craftsmanship were merely exaggerated advertising.
As always, Colbert adds some humor and wit to the news of the day, providing an entertaining take on the latest happenings in the world of politics and entertainment.
