On a recent episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the renowned talk show host delved into the fascinating world of science. Known for his witty banter and entertaining segments, Colbert never fails to captivate his audience. In this particular episode, he took his viewers on a journey through various scientific discoveries and intriguing research.
Colbert kicked off the segment with a hilarious introduction, which included giving a shout-out to his talented house band, Louis Po and the Late Show Man Band. With the audience’s applause still echoing in the background, Colbert wasted no time in immersing us in the world of science.
First up on his scientific agenda was the revelation that microwaving your coffee actually changes it. Researchers at MIT conducted a study using an electron microscope and an infrared spectrometer to confirm this peculiar finding. It seems that microwaving your favorite cup of joe actually makes it worse, making us question our reheating methods. Maybe it’s time to switch to an air fryer for warming up our beverages.
Moving on from caffeinated curiosities, Colbert amusingly segued into the discovery of a young man’s brain turning into glass during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Yes, you read that correctly. As mind-boggling as it sounds, scientists found that extreme temperatures exceeding 950 degrees Fahrenheit (or slightly cooler than the inside of a Totino’s pizza roll) caused this extraordinary transformation. It’s safe to say that this young man’s brain truly became a work of art, although not one he likely intended.
With space news becoming increasingly exciting, Colbert couldn’t resist sharing Russia’s claim of a plasmab-based engine that could potentially cut Mars travel down to just 30 days. This groundbreaking engine could propel a ship at a mind-boggling speed of 62 miles per second. To put things into perspective, Colbert humorously compared this velocity to the common parental experience of discovering their child with an open Sharpie on the couch.
But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Colbert went on to discuss the horizon of better male birth control. Though met with some unsure reactions from men in the audience, the prospect of male contraceptives gained momentum. However, it’s worth noting that no male contraceptive has gained approval from the US Food and Drug Administration thus far, with the exception of Mountain Dew Code Red. As Colbert cleverly quipped, one wonders if anything is still alive down there after consuming an entire bottle of this highly caffeinated beverage.
Shifting gears, Colbert shared an uplifting piece of research that revealed eating an orange a day could lower one’s risk of depression by 20%. This finding highlights the profound impact diet can have on our overall well-being. The citrus fruit stimulates the growth of bacteria that influences the production of serotonin and dopamine, two chemicals associated with happiness and well-being. However, Colbert couldn’t help but express his dismay at the lack of rhyming options for “orange,” leaving him feeling a little down.
Adding a historical touch, Colbert mentioned the recent discovery of the beginnings of ancient Roman London. Archaeologists have unearthed fascinating artifacts, providing a glimpse into the Roman era in London. It’s a thrilling find that reminds us of the rich history that lies beneath our feet. Colbert couldn’t resist poking fun at the ancient Romans, playfully attributing to them a fictional catchphrase, “Vanyie in it, brav.”
Wrapping up his science segment, Colbert left the audience with a humorous tidbit: researchers have apparently found a way to make dogs pay attention. As it turns out, the secret lies in the crotch area. While the details were left to the imagination, Colbert, true to form, left his viewers laughing and curious.
As always, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert keeps us entertained and informed with its unique blend of humor and intellect. Colbert’s dedication to showcasing the wonders of science, albeit with his signature comedic twist, never fails to keep audiences engaged. From microwaved coffee to crotch-focused dog training, this talk show certainly has a knack for captivating its viewers with the most unexpected topics.
