In a recent episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the charismatic host never failed to entertain and captivate his audience. From witty jokes to informative segments, Colbert kept viewers engaged throughout the show.
The segment “Meanwhile” was one of the highlights of the evening. Colbert delved into various intriguing topics, starting with a machine that uses ultrasound and AI to gauge the fatness of a tuna fish. With his usual humor, Colbert quipped, “Oh good, machines can tell how fat something is now. I look forward to being corrected by my treadmill screen with 175 lbs. You wish, Chunko!”
Next, Colbert shared a fascinating research finding – anxiety drugs found in rivers are making salmon take more risks. This explains the recent uptick in salmon engaging in risky behavior, such as dating their co-workers. Colbert humorously warned against pursuing romance with colleagues, stating, “If it doesn’t work out, you still got to see each other every day. It’s weird.” He couldn’t resist taking a playful jab at Panera, jokingly saying, “Take note, Panera. That’s a ‘you pick two’ I could get behind.”
Colbert then moved on to discussing unusual animal encounters. An airplane had to make an emergency landing after a rabbit was sucked into the engine, but fortunately, all passengers and crew landed safely. Meanwhile, a deer found its way into a YMCA in Kentucky before being safely led out. Colbert humorously commented, “The deer was at the YMCA because it has more of a community vibe than Planet Fitness.”
Adding a historical twist to the segment, Colbert revealed that a newly translated papyrus unveiled how people evaded taxes in ancient Rome. He amusingly likened it to modern-day tax evasion and the questionable business expenses individuals try to claim, saying, “Definitely want to get to the public baths early.”
Lastly, Colbert showcased an interesting scientific development from Japan where lab-grown chicken nuggets were created. The scientists used fine hollow fibers to deliver oxygen and nutrients to chicken muscle cells suspended in a gel, ultimately growing lumps of meat. With his signature wit, Colbert humorously remarked, “This is really going to change the lectures you give your 5-year-old when they won’t finish their dinner. Dylan, some children don’t even have chicken muscle cells suspended in a gel that have been oxygenated into lumps of meat.”
As the segment concluded, The Late Show had the audience in stitches and eagerly anticipating the next episode. Colbert’s ability to seamlessly blend humor and information in his “Meanwhile” segment is a testament to his comedic genius. Be sure to tune in to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to catch all the entertaining moments and stay updated with the latest news and pop culture.