In a recent episode of the talk show Conan O’Brien, the conversation took an unexpected turn when guest Matt Gourley brought up the topic of acupuncture on a very specific area of the body: the taint. Yes, you read that correctly.
When asked about a particular position of the needle called the “do one,” Gourley explained that it is an acupuncture point located between the anus and the sexual organs, also known as the taint. He went on to mention that this point in Chinese medicine is believed to calm the mind. Conan, naturally curious, wondered if this acupuncture technique could be done on him.
However, a more pressing concern came to mind for Conan. He playfully questioned what would happen if there were already something in that area, such as a decorative ring or piercing. Gourley assured him that acupuncture could still be performed as long as there isn’t any obstruction.
As the conversation delved into delicate territory, Conan expressed his concern about being completely exposed during the procedure. Comparing it to a massage where certain areas are covered, he wondered how it was possible to insert a needle into the taint without revealing everything. Gourley assured him that there are ways to maintain modesty, explaining that the patient would lie on their side and the butt cheek would be lifted, similar to a Brazilian waxing position.
This revelation surprised Conan’s assistant, Sona Movsesian, who admitted being unaware of this technique. Sona questioned if other men, aside from Conan, undergo this waxing procedure. While Gourley couldn’t say for sure, he did mention needling many perineums in his acupuncture practice, suggesting that some men do opt for waxing in that region.
The conversation took a humorous turn as Gourley shared his experience needling various perineums, both male and female. Conan jokingly expressed his fascination with old sea captains needling perineums while hunting for whales. The lighthearted banter continued with talk of waxed taints and the regret of never witnessing a waxed male taint in person.
Despite the comical nature of the conversation, Gourley emphasized that acupuncture is an ancient practice that has been around for thousands of years. He explained that it works by unblocking the channels in the body, allowing the flow of chi, or energy, to restore balance and alleviate pain or stress. Gourley likened the body to a river, where blockages prevent the smooth flow of water. Through acupuncture, those blockages can be addressed, promoting overall well-being.
While the mention of taint acupuncture during a late-night talk show might seem unusual, it served as an entertaining and enlightening discussion about the benefits and techniques of acupuncture. Conan O’Brien continues to bring laughs and surprisingly informative moments to his viewers, proving once again why he remains a beloved figure in the talk show world.
