In a recent episode of the popular talk show, “Alan Carr: Chatty Man,” Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc sat down for a lively and entertaining interview. The transcript of their interview gives us a glimpse into the hilarious and witty banter between the two celebrities.

Right from the start, the conversation takes a humorous turn when Sue jokes about it being Christmas already. The duo goes on to discuss their love for balance and cheeky drinks, with Sue amusingly mentioning Miley Cyrus’ backstage antics involving pipe cleaners.

Despite being on a detox, Sue admits that this interview marks the first drink she’s had in four days. They also share a funny anecdote about Mary Berry, who is known for her love of alcohol despite her petite stature.

The conversation takes a surprising turn when they discuss Mary’s trip to Ibiza, which is unusual for someone of her age. Sue recalls calling Pasha, a dancer, to accompany Mary for an afternoon tea date. The audience bursts into laughter, and Sue jokingly mentions how it might appear as if she has “pissed herself.”

The chat show hosts then move on to talk about “The Great British Bake Off,” a popular baking competition. They poke fun at one of the contestants, Howard, and Sue humorously mentions that people on Twitter often mistake her for him. They even touch on the infamous “custard gate” incident involving contestant Deborah, which adds to the lighthearted atmosphere of the interview.

As the interview progresses, they discuss the temptation and weight gain that comes with being on the show. Sue mentions that she has an entire range of sizes in her wardrobe to accommodate the fluctuations. They even explore the international popularity of “The Great British Bake Off,” with Sue listing the various countries that have their own versions of the show.

In one particularly funny moment, they discuss the American version of the show and how the format had to include a prohibition on bringing in mobile phones and handguns. They exchange witty banter about the idea of finding a “redneck” version of Mel and Sue for the American adaptation.

The interview concludes with Sue and Mel expressing their addiction to the show and thanking Alan Carr for having them on his talk show.

In summary, this episode of “Alan Carr: Chatty Man” featured an entertaining and hilarious interview with Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc. Their witty banter and funny anecdotes kept the audience engaged and left them eagerly awaiting the next episode of “The Great British Bake Off.”